"It was sort of like Hitchcock's 'The Birds', only they were well-meaning." - Nialle

"Preemptive denial makes me really suspicious." - Nialle

"I like being art." - Nialle

"I was like, 'Where is the nearest centaur, please?' " - Nialle

"There is complete irony in the universe and it makes me squee." - Nialle

"They're in a Klingon vessel... It's complicated." - Nialle

"The Romans were cute and cuddly in a not terribly cute and cuddly sort of way." - Ali

"... It's like saying that Spartans were fluffy. - Ali

"Oh god, you mean I have to wait until middle age to get cranky? Nobody told me!" - Kelly, customer

"I just sell people things, I don't tell them what to do with their babies." - Ali

"He is not the hero command.com wants, but he is the hero command.com needs." - Luke, RE: 'Digital Justice Batman'

"... You are more cognizant of crap..." - Nialle, RE: Anna's ability to pull books from sections

"Nothing says STOMP STOMP like a T-Rex." - Nialle